1.27.2026

Don't what to do or how to contribute so I'm out here giving my blood away. Turns out my type is A-. Bout the same as my lifetime GPA. Easy to remember. Not bad but always something to regret. Known too many valedictorians to be proud of my academic achievements. Always finding a way to screw up the otherwise one good thing. Overextending and underperforming.

But, hey, I'm told I have a lot of platelets. The techs look hungry. Leery. You should come back, they say. I'm flattered.

Anyway I signed up for a Red Cross First Aid training class and I'll take as many as I can. Never know when someone's wounds are gonna break out. Spontaneous bleeders everywhere these days.

I want to be known for my tourniquets.