10.14.2025

Write me a limerick about a Midwestern city. Puts lots of animals in there. Do not make it funny. Give me some ideas for formats for a podcast. Interview focused. The host is not charismatic or insightful so make it interesting. The more gimmicks the better. Guests will mostly be locals from around town, most of them not very famous. Some of them will probably be hostile. Tell me a story about the last rhinoceros. Make it so she learns she's being kept alive mainly to attract tourists who want to take pictures of her horn. Have her go on a rampage, Unforgiven or, better, Kill Bill style, where she terrorizes ivory hunters, and give her a bitchin' catch phrase to say when she gores a guy. Have her team up with an orangutan and an elephant and a California condor so they have some eyes in the sky. They form a crew and go around springing pandas and pangolins and humpback whales, just unleashing torrents of shit on energy CEOs and imperialists and the occasional prop comedian. They call themselves The Endangerers.