10.27.2025
you must go away
1BR Bay Area: your very own coffin with views amputees encouraged kitchen shared with pho place down the street walking distance to freeway we are a tolerant blessed family with nine teenage boys looking for mature responsible tenant drama drugs free to occupy tree house during major holidays $1200 a week must have background no credit must pass credit check dangerous felons LGBTQ cannabis encouraged no alcohol no meat on property free wi-fi you must go away and work somewhere during the day dogs not allowed we have two dogs very friendly will not work for dog person open house by appointment tuesday only send photo i.d. contact broker for broker fee not allowed