2.04.2026

Tiny hominids in glass cases. This one was good at climbing trees. We know that because she fell out of a tree and died.

Here's how colors work. There are colors you can't see. Maybe you're not trying hard enough. Maybe it's your fault you're not rich enough to have cone enhancement procedure.

Good news though: went to a talk where a director from the Environmental Defense Fund was plugging her book and it turns out fisheries have actually improved in the last twenty years as a result of cooperative efforts. Cooperative efforts. Fancy that. Couple of ol' boys down Galveston way got together and figured out they could make more money if they didn't kill off all the fish and their fisherman in the process competing derby-style. In other news poking your own eyes out for decades has consequences.