9.26.2025

Assessment Day. What's different between this picture and that picture? The guy on the raft in the second picture is having a crisis. You can't tell from the look on his face but he's going to have a lot to answer for when the tide comes in. Otherwise the images are identical. Unsatisfactory. Next test: can you find the DMV in the shopping mall? Not easily. Malls overstimulate me and make me want to steal fantasy novels but this one doesn't have a bookstore. I brought all my documents with me. Congratulations have a seat. Next to the screaming infant? Is this the test? They're just questions, Leon. Now go over to that terminal and take the driver knowledge exam. How often is it acceptable to leave a child or a pet in a hot car? This one's definitely a trick. Do they have something to read? How fast should you drive when going the wrong way down a one way? True or false fleeing the scene of an accident while being pursued by law enforcement is the best time to turn on your fog lights. Okay I think I passed. Stand on the feet and smile.