California Multilogue Four "Good Herbs"

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At the Village Fall Fest one can get one's face painted any way one wants so naturally I went. Along the way I'm recruited to join CHIPS and to be a sheriff's deputy plus a campaigner for Fans of the Earth. At the Chamber of Commerce tent I tell them I'm too busy with all these new responsibilities to take on anything else. No one leaves the Chamber of Commerce the guy with the broken oval facial hair says. P did, I say. Wasn't worth the fifteen bucks a month she told me. We fight about this, break a few chairs, spill over into the booth with the locally sourced honeys until the six year old karate masters kick their way in to break things up and now I'm sticky not to mention all the meetings and orientation sessions ahead and there goes my whole week.