Karateman

Me and Johannsen, we're working out how to rob Karateman's house. Johannsen got a diagnosis and he wants to do something about it. We should pull off some heists, he says. Not being one to turn down a major crime I say hell yeah we should.

It'll be like when we crept out of the house at night with our backpacks full of snacks and smoke bombs assuming we'd come across guys up to no good or getting in fights and put a stop to it. We got around the corner and a neighbor's dog started barking. I lost my shoe in the snow running away.

Not this time. We've learned from our mistakes. Besides we're the ones doing the stealing so there's nobody around to put a stop to it.

Karateman's house has a motion sensor light over the garage. If he was as good at karate as everyone says he wouldn't need home security, is our thinking.